Monday, October 5, 2009

Some D@mn Fine Obama Jokes...

October 5, 2009 | Unknown

- Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?

A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

- Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?

A: It stands between him and the First.

- Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?

A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

- Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?

A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.

- Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

- Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.

- Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?

A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

- Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?

A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.

- Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America!!

- Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!

- Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"

- No one wants to see GM’s new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!

- The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. Would...25 to life be appropriate

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