Friday, April 25, 2008

ISLAM VIDEO ROUND UP

EACH PICTURE IS WORTH A 1,000 WORDS. WATCH TILL YOU THROW UP AND GET A FEEL OF WHAT ISLAM REALLY IS.

Stoned to Death....in Europe

Muslim Black slavery - Islam slave history of Black Africa

Musical: How to Debate and Frustrate Infidels - Ayesha Ahmed

Ibn Warraq-Tariq Ramadan debate on asserting the superiority of Western values

Egypt ; Treatment of Christians

Woman Beat For Not Wearing Her Veil

Oh Dhimmi Canada

Islamic rage-boy dances [Elf Yourself]

Jim Horn speaks non-PC on Islam :
Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

Facts about Israel

My Hezbollah - Musical

BOYCOTT DUBAI RAPISTS

A word to Islamofascists

The Libel Tourist

Fareed Zakaria Interviews Ex-Muslim Ayaan Hirsi Ali: Part 1 - Part 2

More demands from Islam

Descriptions of Islamic Paradise: Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

Idiots Guide to Islam: Part 1 - Part 1a - Part 2 - Part 3

Muslims Can Kill Their Wives According to Islamic Law

Feminine Masculine Iran

Muslim girls collide with Hans Teeuwen

Hans Teeuwen Speech unveiling statue Van Gogh

Muslims Kidnapping Christian Girls in Africa

Women of Persia

Zakir Naik Science Speech Refuted pt1

Zakir Naik Quran Science Dawaganda Refuted pt2

James Ojama Jihad Video

Hamas TV Indoctrinates Kiddies with Hate

New Iran Law Allows Murdering Morally Corrupt People

Muhammad's child-bride; she was 6 he was 54

barriers between seas & the Quran? A reply.

What Really Happened in the Middle East
Ayaan Hirsi on Radio Sydney

Sharia cutting hands and feet in action

Slide show: Islamic anti-Semitism

Islamic perspectives: What is a Jew?

The Cruelty of Islam

The Qurans embryology is only good for a caveman

Under Sharia law men have the right to have sex with infants

Wife beating is legal in Islam

Muhammad's child-bride; she was 6 he was 54

Allah allows men to use slave girls as young as 6 for sex

Cruelty from the Quran

The compassionate Muhammad says BURN your enemies alive!

According to Islam women have half a brain?

Muhammad says just give me the money and I won't kill you?

We the Apostates of Islam

Contradictions in the NOT so perfect Quran

Scientific ERRORS in the Quran

Islam's X-RATED heaven

Why Muhammad could NOT have been a prophet

The consequence of Muhammad being pedophile

Muhammad was a pedophile

Islam: Religion or Cult?

Why did the Muhammad Cartoons drive Muslims so crazy?

Muslims Destroy Church in Kosovo as UN Protection Force

Passes by [CNS News]

Islam Persecuted Christian Infidels Indonesia

Islam & Apostasy

British Muslim video: Islam = Terrorism

Ayaan Hirsi with Bill Maher: Islam is not a Religion of Peace

Investigating Islam [audio]

Tawfiq Hamid on CFI audio podcast on his terrorist career

Moderate Muslims Intimidated in Canada: Part 1 - Part 2

The Hidden Army Of Radical Islam

Canadian Imam: Adulterers should be executed

Islamic Teachings: Cruelty from the Quran

Ayaan Hirsi Ali on Glenn Beck

Church attacked in Ethiopia

Islamic Mein Kampf

Islamic Holy War in the UK

A French Convert [French]

Undercover Mosques videos [Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 -
Part 5 - Part 6]

Suicide Killers

Spreading Hatred.. Dr Zakir Naik on loose

"Open Season" Stuck Mojo

The REAL Islam Revealed

Friday Sermon at Gaza Mosque

Robert Spencer Interviewed

The Killings of Non-Muslims is Legitimate

5 years in Jail for a kiss in public

Qadhafi - Islam Victory in Europe

Jihad : The Children's Club

Children Education Video

5 years in Jail for a kiss in public

Qadhafi - Islam Victory in Europe

Victims of islamofascists [R]

Islam around the world

Palestinian ex-muslim and former terrorist speaks out

Zakir Naik supports death for apostasy

Will Non-Muslims be allowed to preach their religion?

Islam: What the West Needs to Know - Trailer

No Excuses For Terrorism

I, a Muslim [Uvadi Czech TV]

Blaming the jews - Hate in Islam (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part
4)

Wafa Sultans famous tell it like it is interview

Capital Punishment for Apostates - Israr Ahmed

Chilling Islamic Demonstration of Cartoons. London

"Crack in the Wall" Wafa Sultan

Qaradawi on female masturbation

Saudi Koranic Healing

Every Muslim Should be a terrorist (Zakir Naik)

Byzantine 2006 - Putting Quotes Back In Context

The Killings of Non-Muslims is Legitimate

Palestinian Religious Leader: Muslims Will Rule Entire World

Muslim Terror - Mumbai bomb blast

Muslim Terror in madrid

Debate on Wife Beating as instructed in Quran

Islam - A need for Polygamy

Wife Beating in Islam - Only a rod will help!

Stoning to Death in Islam

Radical Islam Finds Fertile Ground on African Island

France 2027

Saddam Hussein's Desperate Escape Attempt

Stand up to Ahmadinejad

Zawahiri explains why all civilians are legitimate targets for
Jihadis

Muslim Sesame Street I: do the "Death to America" thing Part I
Part II Part III Part IV Part V

White Women marry dogs and donkeys in Denmark

Wife Beating I: Canadian Women fooled by Western
Propaganda

Wife Beating II - our islamic cultural heritage

Palestinian Suicide Terrorists Farewell Video

The Legacy of Jihad: Islamic Holy War and the Fate of Non-
Muslims - Andrew Bostom

Obsession: Radical Islam's War against the West

Radical Islam

Teaching Children to die for Allah in Palestine and Lebanon

16 year-old Iranian Girl Executed by Islamic Police [Part1 - Part
2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6]

Shoebat Speaks on islam

Robert Spencer on islam

Islamic ethnic cleansing of Kashmir

Taliban beat women

Arab and Iranian reaction to 9/11

Jewish Blood Libel - Islamic Television

Muslim Woman eats Spaghetti

Muslim Cleric explains why women shouldn't drive

Muslim defends marital rape

Hitler, The Mufti Of Jerusalem And Modern Islamo Nazism

Culture of Jihad

Dhimmitude Tutorial

9/11 Deniers Speak - Part 1/5

Religion of Peace?

Abu Izzadeen jokes about 9/11 victims, taunts Kuffar

Islam Religion of Peace

Hamas - On Martyrdom

Hamas - Stages of Israel's Destruction

Hamas - From the Sea to the River

9/11 Kevin Cosgrove

Palestinian Religious Leader: Muslims Will Kill All The Jews

Shiites cutting their heads and children's heads(R)

No More Tantrums/ Simple Math

"Crack in the Wall" Wafa Sultan

Qaradawi on female masturbation

Female 'British' Muslims trying to enter Mosques

Does Islam allow women to become head of State? Zakir Naik

Charlie Brown Goes Jihad [Jawa Report]

BNP / Islamist Reign of Terror in Bangladesh

Obsession - The Movie Online

Islam: What the West Needs to Know - Trailer

"Uncovered Meat" Protest (video)

Mohammad Cartoons and Muslim Islamic Outrage

COURTESY ISLAM WATCH

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

BITS AND PIECES

Jimmy talks with Hamas, as Hamas continues its wave of terrorism, and gets criticized by everyone...including Senator Obama. Yet, Senator Obama is endorsed by Hamas, his Church re-printed the Hamas manifesto (which calls for the destruction of Israel), and compared it to the American Declaration of Independence.

The Illinois Senator was shocked to learn of this, and claims to have no knowledge of it, so he never heard the racist, anti-American sermons, and never read the Church bulletin, yet, he claims that Pastor Wright is his "spiritual guide." Follow Jimmuh's adventures in Hamasland in our News and Current Events category.

The final showdown? Is Pennsylvania Hillary's Waterloo? Follow the crucial vote this Tuesday in our Live Thread of the Pennsylvania Primaries this Tuesday...is this it for the smartest woman in the world?

The Democratic candidates attack NAFTA in order gain support from the Unions...is NAFTA really as bad as they say that it is? Or is it just politics as usual for Hillary and Barry? Follow the gory details in our Election 2008 category daily.

Is the State of Texas acting to protect children, or is it violating the First Amendment? Follow the details of the ongoing investigation of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints as it develops here.

GOPachy Weekly Features!

As always, start your day with Pookie18's Today's Toons, it's all the rage.

Help us give a GOPachy Welcome! to PJ Comix's DUmmie FUnnies...you just never know what they're going to say next!

What happened on April 22nd 1936 that matters to people who love country music? Find the answer to that and other questions in This Is The Week That Was In Matters Musical, 69 Fender Strat's weekly music history lesson.

Then, as always, there is our American Idol Live Thread...is Carly going down this week? Log in and find out.

In Case You Missed Them:

Candidate on a High Horse -- George Will.

Barack Obama, The Yuppie Candidate -- Jonah Goldberg

24 Hours on the 'Big Stick'. What you can learn about America on the deck of the USS 'Theodore Roosevelt.' -- P.J. O'Rourke

That's it for this week folks..and my apologies for getting the newsletter out late; I am part of the flu vaccine's 56% ineffectiveness brigade.

As always, if you want off this list, just drop me a line at contact@gopachy.com, and PLEASE pass this along to like-minded people you know, or liberals who annoy the Hell out of you!

Saturday, April 19, 2008

ISLAMIC INFILTRATION -- A LETHAL TROJAN HORSE



By Amil Imani

“Europe will be Muslim in a dozen years,” promises the Islamic Republic of Iran’s Supreme Guide (dictator) who is racing full-speed ahead to make as many bombs as possible with long-range missiles capable of delivering their payload anywhere in the world.

This past Friday, Yunis al-Astal, a leading Muslim cleric and Hamas member of the Palestinian parliament, declared on Hamas' Al-Aqsa TV that "the capital of the Catholics, or the Crusader capital," would soon be conquered by Islam and Rome become an advance post for the Islamic conquests, which will spread through Europe in its entirety, and then will turn to the two Americas.”

The Islam hydra, with Saudi Arabia and the oil-money bloated Emirs and Sheiks of the Persian Gulf leading the Sunni charge from one side and the end-of-the-worlder bomb-seeking Shiite of the Islamic Republic of Iran with its proxies of Hamas, Lebanon Hezbollah and the Sadrists in Iraq closing from the other side will devour the free world.

Free people: are you listening?

Free people: do you care?

Free people: are you doing anything?

Disguised as religion, Islam has penetrated the democracies with the aim of replacing civility and liberty with the barbarism of theocracy and Sharia. Islam’s multi-prong attack aims to destroy all that liberty offers.

It is generally assumed that religion addresses issues of importance to daily life as well as matters that transcend it.

Religion claims to exercise a civilizing influence by ordering the social life and promoting spirituality, as well as advancing an array of human virtues. Zoroaster, for instance, based his faith on the triad of goodly thoughts, goodly speech and goodly deeds.

Moses framed the fundamentals of his faith in the Ten Commandments, and Jesus placed love at the core of his faith.
Yet, all is not well with religion.

Purveyors of some religions advocate and promote ideas and practices that are harmful to the general well-being of mankind. It is imperative that a society institutes measures that guard against any and all organizations and ideologies, be they religious or otherwise that harms it.

As things stand now, our lives are governed by numerous boards at all levels of government, business, and community.

All these boards are charged with the responsibility of looking after the welfare of the people they serve. The Food and Drug Administration, for instance, must pass on the safety and quality of the food we eat; the Aviation Safety Board works to ensure safe flights; a local school board strives to create the environment that best serves the education and safety needs of the pupils.

Every community and business of any size is served by boards.

There are, however, no oversight boards that would check against things that contaminate the mind and present a clear threat of unraveling our democracy’s social compact as we know and cherish it.

Shouldn’t these dangers to our beliefs and way of life be monitored and combated or should they be given a pass to work their damage?

Presently, America is faced with a formidable enemy in a Trojan horse called Islam.

This imminent danger makes it imperative to revisit the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution and make the necessary changes to legally defeat Islam’s subversion of the democratic system.

Muslims in Western democracies, most of them escapees of the misery of Islamic countries, exhibit such incredible gall and audacity as to shamelessly demand that their benevolent hosts surrender their liberty and legalize and adopt the Sharia in their societies.

The Muslims’ presence in countries such as Canada, Great Britain, the Netherlands and Sweden represents the tip of the sword of the Islamists protruding from the Trojan horse.

Once Sharia is recognized to any extent, it will reach out to rule, not only on matters that concern Muslims, but also those that may involve a Muslim and non-Muslim.

Under Sharia, a Muslim man married to a non-Muslim woman is able to divorce the woman at will and automatically have custody of the children.

Alan Note: in ENGLAND A MAN AND HIS SON WERE DENIED ACCESS to a swimming pool because they were NOT Moslems! And they would THUS pollute the pool where Moslems wanted to swim!

As we described in an article on AntiMullah, there was a time in Iran as recently as sixty years ago, where NON-Moslems were not allowed into the streets if it were raining because the rain water might splash off them and onto a Moslem -- or a Moslem would walk on water that had come off their persons onto the ground and POLLUTE the Moslem!

America, with a long history of protecting religious freedom, still clings to the “hands off” practice of leaving alone any doctrine or practice billed as religion.

A thorny problem is in deciding what constitutes a religion and who is to make that call. The dictionary supplies a sociologically useless definition for religion: “The expression of man’s belief in and reverence for a superhuman power recognized as the creator and governor of the universe.”

Just about anyone or any group under this definition can start a religion, and they indeed do—and some do so at significant costs to others.

Islam was birthed by primitives of some 1400 years ago and over time invaded much of the world at the point of the sword.

Presently, Islamists, with their treasuries flush with petrodollars, are in a great position to realize their perennial dream of bringing the world under the rule of Muhammad’s Ummeh.

On the one hand, Pakistan is already a nuclear power and the Islamic Republic of Iran aims to be one before very long.

On the other hand, Muslim governments and wealthy Sheikhs are funding Islamic schools, centers and front organizations in the West to work from within at the unraveling of the non-Islamic democratic systems. In a parallel attack, the “Legal Islam” is exploiting every provision of the law in free societies to promote Islam and silence its critics through expensive legal shenanigans.

Islam is incompatible with democracy and subversive of the way of life that blesses this nation.

It is imperative that we fight Islamofascism with the same determination that we fought other enemies of freedom such as Nazism, Fascism, and Communism. It is, therefore, imperative that the Constitution be revisited in such a manner that it no longer grants a pass to any cult simply calling itself a religion.

Bluntly speaking, no one can be a faithful Muslim and an American at the same time. As more and more Muslims arrive in non-Islamic lands, as they reproduce with great fecundity, as they convert the disenchanted and minorities, and as petrodollar-flush Muslims and Muslim treasuries supply generous funds, Muslims gather more power to undermine the democratic rule.

The hydra of Islam is lashing out by its jihadists, sophisticated and well-funded lawyers, terrorist groups, and terror-sponsoring governments who have the bomb and those that are racing non-stop to acquire the ultimate weapon. There is no time to waste.

Steadfastly confronting Islam is the only way to defeat a fanatical enemy who does not believe in negotiation or compromise. For Islam, it is winner take all. And the way that permissive, oblivious, and well-meaning free societies are reacting does not bode well for liberty.

Islam must be recognized for what it is: a Trojan horse carrying in its belly what will assuredly slaughter all who stand everything that is precious to free people.

Amil Imani is an Iranian-born American citizen and pro-democracy activist residing in the United States of America. Imani is a columnist, literary translator, novelist and an essayist who has been writing and speaking out for the struggling people of his native land, Iran.

He and his family escaped Iran after the radical Islamic revolution. He maintains a website at http://www.amilimani.com/

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Monday, April 14, 2008

POOKIE'S - IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

Bill and Hillary Clinton released their tax returns Friday, revealing that they made nearly a hundred and ten million dollars since leaving the White House. No one begrudges them.

Americans have always felt that great comedians are worth every penny.

Absolut vodka caused international outrage Friday with billboard ads in Mexico City. The billboards show a map of Mexico that includes the western United States inside its borders. Those truth-in-advertising laws have gotten way too strict.

Formula One chairman Max Mosley was taped being spanked by five hookers dressed as Nazis at a club in the London suburb of Chelsea. He refused to resign Monday. Bill and Hillary Clinton are demanding that he be fired for linking prostitutes to Chelsea. CBS News was reported Monday to be negotiating to outsource all news reporting to CNN.

The cable news networks are all ripe takeover targets. Their daily coverage of Barack Obama is so worshipful that they're now tax-exempt as religious broadcasters.

Bob Barr volunteered to run for president as the Libertarian Party candidate Monday.

No one noticed. Hillary and Barack are taking up so much of the media attention that Britney Spears has been driven to the brink of insanity, even if it was a short drive.

The Weather Channel aired spectacular video of spring hailstorms and lightning strikes in the Southwest on Tuesday. They reported that Tulsa had ten thousand strikes in just one hour.

It reminded Barack Obama never to try to bowl against Tulsa.

Hillary Clinton hit one bowling pin on the Ellen DeGeneres show Tuesday to prove she can bowl better than Barack, after he'd bowled a gutter ball.

Pennsylvania Democrats aren't amused. To the working class, being a terrible bowler is the first sign of a monarchist.

Hillary Clinton said reasonable people differ over the merits of the Colombia free-trade deal, admitting she's against it and her husband is for it.

Bill takes the money for supporting the trade deal while Hillary takes the votes for opposing the trade deal. Chelsea taught them how to do that when she worked for the hedge fund.

Bill Clinton was called the most expensive ex-president in history Thursday by congressional auditors for his cost to the taxpayers. How many times do the bean counters of this world need to hear this before it finally sinks in.

Funny isn't free. Air America radio host Randi Rhodes resigned rather than apologize for calling Hillary Clinton a whore while speaking onstage in San Francisco. It was painful to watch.

Two drinks and a microphone have ended more careers than rotator cuff surgery.

-- Argus Hamilton

Just a few days away from tax time. The governor and Mrs. McGreevey had a four way with H&R Block. -- David Letterman

John Corzine, governor of New Jersey and Clinton superdelegate, says he might switch his allegiance to Barack Obama. But this is not unprecedented. He would not be the first governor of New Jersey to switch from a woman to a guy.

This week is Explore Your Career Options week. Especially if you work for the Hillary Clinton campaign. Hillary’s senior campaign adviser, Mark Penn, has left the campaign.

Apparently he was coming under some heavy sniper fire.

Former presidential candidate John Edwards announced he will not — will not — accept the nomination for vice president. Which is really important, considering no one has asked him.

This weekend, Hillary Clinton said she has nothing against rich people. Of course not, she is one. Turns out that Hillary and Bill earned $109 million over the past eight years. Hillary said that to her surprise her husband made a lot of money giving speeches. He made over $50 million dollars speaking. So apparently the only one not buying what Bill was saying is Hillary.

Hillary Clinton’s top campaign strategist, a man named Mark Penn, has had to step down. Apparently he just couldn’t come up with any more good fake stories.

Politics is getting more and more exciting. According to insiders, Condoleezza Rice has been actively lobbying to be John McCain’s vice presidential candidate. That’d be interesting: Condoleezza Rice, John McCain . . . kinda like ebony and ornery.

John Edwards announced that he will not accept the nomination for vice president. He will not accept the vice presidential nomination. To which the cashier at Wendy’s said, “You want a frosty with this or not?”

All three presidential candidates, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and John McCain, appeared on a special “American Idol.”

Not to be outdone, Ralph Nader made a special surprise appearance on “The Biggest Loser.”

In Washington this week, the presidential candidates grilled top commander in Iraq Gen. David Petraeus. Hillary demanded an orderly troop withdrawal. Believe me, if there is anyone that knows when it’s time to get out, it’s Hillary.

-- Leno

The Clintons just released their tax returns. Over the past eight years, they’ve donated over $10 million to charity. When they asked Bill Clinton why he gave so much money to charity, he said, “She’s a really good dancer.”

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Yesterday Hillary Clinton’s top adviser left her campaign. When he heard about it, Bill Clinton said, “Wait — we can leave?”

Everyone’s talking about the candidates. A lot of people are whispering about John McCain’s temper. It’s been reported that John McCain once got so angry, he called his wife the worst thing you can call your wife: He called her Hillary.

Last night in New York, Elton John held a fundraiser for Sen. Hillary Clinton. Things got off to an awkward start when Hillary and Elton showed up wearing the same pantsuit. --

Conan O'Brien

Barack Obama has announced that his campaign raised $40 million in March. Also this week he got the endorsement of Jane Fonda. You win some, you lose some.

The Clintons are also in the news because their tax returns have been revealed. Apparently Bill Clinton charges $450,000 to talk at events. But if you want him to talk dirty, it’s free.

-- Craig Ferguson

US Weekly had the spouses of the presidential candidates write articles about why they should get the vote. Bill Clinton said, “I believe my wife Hillary will make a better president than any of my other girlfriends.”

-- Jimmy Kimmel

Dear Abby,I am a 60-year-old woman who is married to a man who acts like he hates me. In public, he pretends he loves me and talks about how wonderful I am. But in private, he shakes his finger in my face and calls me the "B" word. He constantly tells me how ugly I am without make-up.

I've tried everything,including a face-lift, botox treatments, and a chin tuck. I even went on a diet and lost 20 pounds.He quit his job a few years ago after having an affair with a woman in his office. He hasn't even looked for another job. We haven't slept together since I confronted him about the affair.

He denied it, of course, but everybody knew it. It was humiliating. I believe he is still messing around.

While we both want to sell this house, we argue constantly about when to put it on the market. The house we want will be available in a few months. My husband wants to put our house on the market now. I think we should wait a while. He has already started collecting boxes and packing up his stuff. Do you think he is planning to leave me?

Signed,Worried in NY

Dear Worried in NY:I doubt it. He wants to move back into the White House as much as you do.

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New element added to Periodic ChartResearch has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy neurons, and 198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

CHATTING ONLINE CAN BE DEADLY

SUPPOSE THIS COULD HAPPEN TO OLDER PEOPLE TOO....

This can happen to Boys as well as Girl

You can never can tell whom you're talking to online....

MYSPACE: A Must Read for All EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE CHILDREN READ IT TOO!

After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message:

ByAngel213:Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following me home today. It was really weird!

GoTo123:LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood?

ByAngel213:Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't see anybody when I looked out.GoTo123:Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that have you?

ByAngel213:Of course not. I'm not stupid you know.

GoTo123:Did you have a softball game after school today?

ByAngel213:Yes and we won!!

GoTo123:That's great! Who did you play?

ByAngel213:We played the Hornets. LOL. Their uniforms are so gross! They look like bees. LOL

GoTo123:What is your team called?

ByAngel213:We are the Canton Cats. We have tiger paws on our uniforms. They are really cool.

GoTo1 23: Did you pitch?

ByAngel213:No, I play second base. I got to go. My homework has to be done before my parents get home. I don't want them mad at me. Bye!

GoTo123:Catch you later. Bye Meanwhile.......

GoTo123 went to the member menu and began to search for her profile. When it came up, he highlighted it and printed it out. He took out a pen and began to write down what he knew about Angel so far.

Her name: ShannonBirthday: Jan. 3, 1985 Age: 13
State where she lived: North Carolina

Hobbies: softball, chorus, skating and going to the mall.

Besides this information, he knew she lived in Canton because she had just told him. He knew she stayed by herself until 6:30 p.m. every afternoon until her parents came home from work.

He knew she played softball on Thursday afternoons on the school team, and the team was named the Canton Cats. Her favorite number 7 was printed on her jersey.

He knew she was in the eighth grade at the Canton Junior High School .

She had told him all this in the conversations they had on-line. He had enough information to find her now.

Shannon didn't tell her parents about the incident on the way home from the ballpark that day.

She didn't want them to make a scene and stop her from walking home from the softball games. Parents were always overreacting and hers were the worst. It made her wish she was not an only child.

Maybe if she had brothers and sisters, her parents wouldn't be so overprotective.

By Thursday, Shannon had forgotten about the footsteps following her. Her game was in full swing when suddenly she felt someone staring at her. It was then that the memory came back.

She glanced up from her second base position to see a man watching her closely.He was leaning against the fence behind first base and he smiled when she looked at him. He didn't look scary and she quickly dismissed the sudden fear she had felt.

After the game, he sat on a bleacher while she talked to the coach. She noticed his smile once again as she walked past him.

He nodded and she smiled back. He noticed her name on the back of her shirt. He knew he had found her. Quietly, he walked a safe distance behind her. It was only a few blocks to Shannon 's home, and once he saw where she lived he quickly returned to the park to get his car.

Now he had to wait. He decided to get a bite to eat until the time came to go to Shannon 's house. He drove to a fast food restaurant and sat there until time to make his move.

Shannon was in her room later that evening when she heard voices in the living room.'Shannon, come here,' her father called. He sounded upset and she couldn't imagine why.

She went into the room to see the man from the ballpark sitting on the sofa. 'Sit down,' her father began, 'this man has just told us a most interesting story about you.

'Shannon sat back. How could he tell her parents anything? She had never seen him before today!

'Do you know who I am, Shannon ?' the man asked.

'No,' Shannon answered.'I am a police officer and your online friend, GoTo123.'

Shannon was stunned. 'That's impossible! GoTo is a kid my age! He's 14. And he lives in Michigan!'

The man smiled. 'I know I told you all that, but it wasn't true. You see, Shannon , there are people on-line who pretend to be kids; I was one of them. But while others do it to injure kids and hurt them, I belong to a group of parents who do it to protect kids from predators.

I came here to find you to teach you how dangerous it is to talk to people on-line.

You told me enough about yourself to make it easy for me to find you.

You named the school you went to, the name of your ball team and the position you played.

The number and name on your jersey just made finding you a breeze.'

Shannon was stunned. 'You mean you don't live in Michigan ?'

He laughed. 'No, I live in Raleigh. It made you feel safe to think I was so far away, didn't it?'

She nodded.

'I had a friend whose daughter was like you. Only she wasn't as lucky. The guy found her and murdered her while she was home alone. Kids are taught not to tell anyone when they are alone, yet they do it all the time on-line.

The wrong people trick you into giving out information a little here and there on-line. Before you know it, you have told them enough for them to find you without even realizing you have done it.

I hope you've learned a lesson from this and won't do it again. Will you tell others about this so they will be safe too?'

'It's a promise!'

That night Shannon and her Dad and Mom all knelt down together and thanked God for protecting Shannon from what could have been a tragic situation.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

20 WORST FOODS IN AMERICA

The Top 20 Worst Foods In America

20: Worst Fast-Food Chicken Meal - Chicken Selects Premium Breast Strips from McDonald's (5 pieces) with cream ranch sauce. 830 Calories, 55 grams fat (4.5 trans fat), 48 carbs. Add a large fries and regular soda and this seemingly innocuous chicken meal tops out at 1,710 calories.

19: Worst drink - Jamba Juice Chocolate Moo'd Power Smoothie (30 fl oz). 900 calories, 10 g fat, 183 carbs, 166 g sugar. Jamba Juice calls it a smoothie, MSNBC calls it a milk shake. The beverage contains as much sugar as 8 pints of Ben & Jerry's butt er pecan ice cream.

18: Worst supermare meal - Pepperidge Farm Roasted Chicken Pot Pie (whole pie). 1,020 calories, 64 g fat, 86 g carbs. Label may say this pie serves two, but, who ever divided a small pot pi! e in half? Once you crack the crust, there will be no stopping.

17: Worst 'healthy' burger - Ruby Tuesday Bella Turkey Burger. 1,145 calories, 71 g fat, 56 g carbs.

16: Worst Mexican entree - Chipotle Mexican Grill Chicken Burrito. 1,179 calories, 47 g fat, 125 g carbs, 2,656 mg sodium.

15: Worst kids' meal - Macaroni Grill Double Macaroni 'n' Cheese. 1,210 calories, 62 g fat, 3,450 mg sodium. It's like feeding your kid 1-1/2 boxes of Kraft mac 'n' cheese.

14: Worst sandwich - Quiznos Classic Italian (large). 1,528 calories, 92 g fat, 4,604 mg sodium, 110 g carbs. A large homemade sandwich would more likely provided about 500 calories.

13: Worst salad - On the Border Grande Taco Salad with Taco Beef. 1,450 calories, 102 g fat, 78 g carbs, 2,410 mg sodium. This isn't an anomaly: Five different On the Border salads on the menu contain more than 1, 100 calories each.

12: Worst burger - Carl's Jr. (Hardee's on East Coast) Double Six Dollar Burger. 1,520 calories! , 111g fat. Carl's Jr. brags it's home to this enormous sandwich, but the restaurant chain also provides convenient nutrition info on its Web site -- so ignorance is no excuse for eating it.

11 : Worst steak - Lonestar 20 oz T-bone. 1,540 calories, 124g fat. Add a baked potato and Lonestar's Signature Lettuce Wedge, and this is a 2,700 calorie blowout.

10: Worst breakfast - Bob Evans Caramel Banana Pecan Cream Stacked and Stuffed hotcakes. 1,540 calories, 77 g fat (9 g trans fat), 198 g carbs, 109 g sugar. Five Egg McMuffins yield the same caloric cost as this stack of sugar-stuffed flapjacks, which is truly a heavy breakfast, weighing in at a hefty pound and a half.

9: Worst dessert - Chili's Chocolate Chip Paradise Pie with Vanilla Ice Cream. 1,600 calories, 78 g fat, 215 g carbs. Would you eat a Big Mac for dessert? How about three? That's the calorie equivalent of this decadent dish. Clearly, Chili's customers get their money's worth.

8: Worst Chinese entree - P.F. Chang's Pork Lo Mein. 1,820 calories, 127 g fat,! 95 g carbs. The fat content in this dish alone provides more than 1,100 calories. And you'd have to eat almost five servings of pasta to match the number of carbs it contains. Now, do you really need five servings of pasta?

7: Worst chicken entree - Chili's Honey Chipotle Crispers with Chipotle Sauce. 2,040 calories, 99 g fat, 240 g carbs. 'Crispers' refers to an extra thick layer of break crumbs that soak up oil and adds unnecessary calories and carbs to these glorified chicken strips.

6: Worst fish entree - On the Border Dos XX Fish Tacos with Rice and Beans. 2,100 calories, 130 g fat, 169 g carbs, 4,700 mg sodium. Perhaps the most misleadingly named dish in America : A dozen crunchy tacos from Taco Bell will saddle you with fewer calories.

5: Worst pizza - Uno Chicago Grill Chicago Classic Deep Dish Pizza. 2,310 calories, 162 g fat, 123 g carbs, 4,470 mg sodium. Downing this 'personal' pizza is equivalent to eating 18 slices of Domino's Crunchy Thin Crust cheese pizza.

4: Worst pasta - Macaroni Grill Spaghetti and Meatballs with Meat Sauce. 2,430 calories, 128 g fat, 207 g carbs, 5,290 mg sodium. This meal satisfied your calorie requirements for an entire day.

3: Worst nachos - On the Border Stacked Border Nachos. 2,740 calories, 166 g fat, 191 g carbs, 5,280 sodium.

2: Worst starter - Chili's Awesome Blossom. 2,710 calories, 203 g fat, 194 g carbs, 6,360 mg sodium.

1: The worst food in America - Outback Steakhouse Aussie Che ese Fries with Ranch Dressing. 2,900 calories, 182g fat, 240g carbs.

Even if you split these 'star-ters' with three friends, you'll have downed a dinner's worth of calories before you entree arrives.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

JUDGE SETS HOLIDAY FOR ATHEISTS

COURT SETS ATHEIST'S HOLIDAY


Have you heard about this case?

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate


The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared,


Case dismissed!'


The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!'


The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, 'obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists ' holiday!'


The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?'


The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the same date --- April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' considering that Psalm 14:1-states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday!


Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!